As the title implies, here are some essentials for the kitchen when living alone in a condo.

• Water – Indispensable. After three days without water, the average human being runs the risk of death by dehydration. Also, water makes for a great way to fool your body into thinking that it is full while you go out and get something to eat. Furthermore, without water in the condo, there would be no coffee.

• Beer – After a long hard day, popping open a bottle (or can) of beer is one of the most rewarding things one can do. For the women out there, it supposedly helps with the little monthly visitor one gets. Also, when friends come over, it’s always nice to serve a beer or two.

• Coffee – People that live in condos are usually on the go. First thing in the morning, coffee makes for a great companion to breakfast or in some cases, a substitute for breakfast.

• Canned Food – Convenient, delicious, long shelf life. What more can a person living in a condo ask for? The Drawback: it’s unhealthy.

• Rice and/or bread – Goes well with most canned food.

• An apple – Yes, Folks… Believe me, an apple is a good thing to have in your kitchen. Apple is the best fruit to have, An Apple a forbidden fruit. Comfort food for when one feels guilty about unhealthy eating habits.

• A Banana – Like the apple situation, a banana can be useful too… So if ever you have problems with your Internet Connection or if you have Sucky Wi-Fi… feed your router or your laptop a banana. Also good for your health, bananas contain loads of potassium which is good for the body.